Thursday, April 21, 2011

Sex Education

Was recently recommended this video clip filmed in supposedly one of Malaysia's 'backwater' primary schools, in which an unseen (but clearly heard) 'teacher' was addressing and 'educating' a large congregation of pubescent children about sex during an assembly. Apart from the distinctive 'Federation accent' that the 'teacher' was sporting (which was already a distraction), the speaker also slammed promiscuity in such a manner that was more debauched than the depravity itself. I pity those poor poisoned minds.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Forum Etiquette

SOME BIATCHES OUGHTA SUBDUE THEIR BITE. PERIOD.

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Tainted

MDIS recently found itself in the headlines for the wrong reasons: A (now) former lecturer and level head named Isabelle Krishnan, 38, divulged P&C English examination questions to three of her international students - 2 Vietnamese, 1 Chinese - for a fee of $450 each. Wonder what Dr. Eric Kuan has to say about this.

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

ITE

The tritest thing to say would, of course, be ITE = It's The End. But let's not kid yourselves now. Haven't we seen some of these colleges with bigger and better equipped campuses than many JCs here? In short, they're no pushovers!

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Monday, December 27, 2010

Eager Beaver

This is where yours truly passes by every morning after alighting at the Bukit Merah Bus Interchange. Thought it's a very appropriate name for a preschool - teaching little 'beavers' to be eager for knowledge and, erm, attention?

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Monday, December 06, 2010

Hamburger University

"Welcome to Oak Brook, Illinois. I'm sure you're all matriculated at McCafe earlier on. This is Hamburger University, your place of study and residence for the next one month or so - where you'll be attending lectures, tutorials and laboratory lessons. At the end of the day, we want to see how well you can prepare a Filet-O-Fish."

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Another One Bites the Dust

These guys were pretty prominent at the last Career & Education Fair, taking up a magnificent island booth that resembled one of those Greek palaces (complete with part-time 'models' in togas and sandals). Then what happened? Couldn't afford to pay their hefty bills thereafter? Pity them poor students...

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Monday, September 27, 2010

my first skool

"my first skool is the pioneer childcare arm of the NTUC First Campus Group, with over 30 years of experience in providing quality early childhood care and education programmes. Today, we have the largest pool of full-time early childhood professionals with Masters and Doctoral degrees in Singapore. We are the largest provider of preschool education and childcare services in Singapore through our chain of centres islandwide." Who, I ask you, can argue with a juggernaut?

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Monday, September 20, 2010

Unleash the Maths Olympian in You!

Parents who want (their children) to break away from those mundane and monotonous MOE-sque, TYS-ish questions can check out the best-selling Maths Olympiad and Olympiad Maths Trainer series of books written by Terry Chew. I've personally browsed through a few and found them both interesting and innovative :-)

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Friday, September 10, 2010

PCF

The PAP Community Foundation is the social and charitable arm of the ruling People's Action Party. Yours truly used to study at a PCF kindergarten (they also have childcare centers) in my old 'hometown' of Tanjong Pagar. No recollection whatsoever of my preschool days, which is probably just as well.

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Cherie Hearts

Anointed Most Promising Franchisor by the Franchising and Licensing Association (Singapore) in 2005, Dr. Gurchran J. Singh's "largest, fastest growing, multiple award-winning homegrown brand of childcare centres" is headquartered at 19 Cecil Street (and close to 'industry colleague' Learning Capital College). So, Mr. Ismail Ibrahim's office must also be there, right?

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Monday, July 26, 2010

EduTrust

The Council for Private Education (CPE), under the exclusive purview of the Ministry of Education (MOE), has made it explicitly clear that their intention to introduce the newly enacted EduTrust quality certification scheme as part of Singapore's Private Education Act is to 'weed out' smaller and lesser players in the industry presently swamped with Brookes wannabes. It's like fumigation and survival of the fittest.

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Monday, June 21, 2010

Discovering the Champion in Them

MindChamps'
(unjustified?) assertion to be the "world's #1" has incurred the Mimosan's adverse acrimony. Goes to show how many people pay attention to the dailies. Be careful what you write!

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Monday, May 17, 2010

High Flyers

More and more learning/tuition centers are now using actual PSLE aggregates of their students to do the advertising for them. Not a bad idea, we thought. Except their drill-and-practice method can hardly produce kids with humility. Take this Chiragg Thadani5(now schooling at Raffles Institution), for example - who wrote on his Facebook page: "I'm an outgoing guy who's AWESOME (not boasting but true)". We rest our case.

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Monday, May 10, 2010

Shing Lee

My first job after leaving school (and comfort zone) was with Shing Lee Publishers. They produce educational print materials for subjects like Additional Mathematics, which they excel in. All good, except Art Director Dave was 'borderline psychotic' and Graphic Designer Yuelong had the tendency to misspell mango as 'kango'. What to do?

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Friday, April 02, 2010

e2i

clear & present threat - courtesy of christine

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Public Caning

Now banned in all MOE schools, public caning was the order of the day during my time when Seet Hua Soon was the 'wielder' and bored students preferred to watch 'live demos' than stone in geometry classes. Rated PG.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mega Memory

There used to be a time when this twit would be totally entranced by infomercial salesman Kevin Trudeau's Mega Memory technique through 'demonstrations' done on his Sell-A-Vision spots. As it turned out, the guy's nothing but a fraud! Good thing I didn't buy any of those audio tapes.

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Zenitant

Used to work as a Business Development Executive in this company and reported to one incredibly dynamic Esther Koh who co-founded it with her hubby Philip Something. In retrospect, I don't really miss those ThinkTank programs and educational trails.

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

MathTeach

Ms. Alice Ho's brainchild, founded in 1974, with a vision to "unravel your mathematical aptitude by peaking premier pedagogy" - if it makes sense to you. I'd been to this place, located at 8 Frankel Drive (it's a bungalow), on two separate occasions for interview as Editor. Twice, I was offered the job - and declined. Reason? The pay was peas. So, there.

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