2 Sleepy 2 Care

Finally got to book out from Hell's Camp to meet ex-college buddies for a weekend movie, but all that tough military training over the fortnight has obviously taken a toll on his 精 神. And never mind that conspicuous whitehead on his nose.

Evening Stroll

Wife: Ah Lao, do you remember when we were young we said we would take evening strolls together even when we're old?
Husband: Don't call me "Ah Lao".
Wife: It's a term of endearment.
Husband: I don't find it endearing.
Wife: But I do.
Husband: Suit yourself, since this shall be our last evening stroll. Ever.
Wife: ...

Park Pilgrim

Pot-bellied drifter drifting off to sleep on a sheltered bench. He must be dreaming of stout, shaver and a spanking new BMX. Better not disturb him!

Nightwatch

Sivalingam's supervisor forgot to caution him about the fanged daevas that figure after dark...

The Perfect Roll

With a fine balance of strength and skill, Iron Chef Chen Kenichi shows awestruck bystanders how to roll out a perfectly round pancake. And if you dare make any snide remarks about his hairnet, he won't hesitate to beat you silly with his ugly stick.

Gone Fishin'

Kamikaze Ken has long vacated his dangerous vocation as a death defying fighter pilot to go fish for groupers, guppies or whatever garbage bags he can find at the unguarded breakwater. Pray that wiry rod doesn't give way!

Counter Convo

Santhi: Counter to Control. Do you receive?

Sujit: What's up, Counter?

Santhi: There's a suspicious looking man standing in my one o'clock.

Sujit: Describe him.

Santhi: Suspicious, like I said.

Sujit: No, like how tall is he? What's he wearing?

Santhi: As tall as you, I think. I wish he wasn't wearing anything, though. (Giggles)

Sujit: Ahh...you naughty, naughty one.

X-stitch

"Must rush out this piece of embroidery before Jie & Fen's espousal."

Would U Give Up Ur Seat?

If you descry a coupla seatless elderlies on a crowded 'admiralty', what would you do? Give up your comfort spot if you had one? Or coerce someone else to give up theirs if you don't? Or 'act blur' altogether?

Painting the Town Red

Enlivened by the prevalent mood of patriotism, this blissful couplet is bent on spreading both joy and jealousy. Let them be.

Eat Pray Love Sleep

Spurred by Elizabeth Gilbert's best-selling memoir, Zakaria Zainal has gone one-up to eat (mee goreng), pray (in the mosque), love (his family) and sleep (before a movie screening).

Without a Roof

You can call him a vagrant or vagabond, but I didn't mean any disrespect when I took this photo. Our empee Dr. Lily Neo, who'll be making rounds in our estate tomorrow, should really open her eyes to these sorry sights of poverty and homelessness, and - hopefully - address them before the next gee-ee.

Recruit Takeshi

Channeling memories of Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

"These Are Not Hair Extensions"

'瑞 恩' viewing a news clip posted online by tabloid hounds disclaiming her tresses at SA 2010.

Renaissance Faire

Something for the Suharto family to remember by...

Students @ Shaw

Norhayati: Guess what I have here in this paper bag?
Mingfeng: Fries, lah.
Norhayati: Wrong.
Mingfeng: Burger.
Norhayati: Nope.
Mingfeng: Then?
Norhayati: Many many packets of cili and ketchup kapo-ed from the counter. Hehe.
Mingfeng: Wah, you're hopeless, Yati.

(Tall) MIB

Angus Junior trotting up Paterson Road in response to a call on alien sightings. Where are Agents J and K when we need back-up?

eat or study?

Unmistakably conscientious, yet considerably un-McFriendly. There's not even a drink on the table to boot!

Go Asian

Caucasian tourists adapting to Pan-Asian palatables @ ION Orchard's Food Opera as a local woman wolfs down her noodles in the background (see it?).

Learn 2 Read

For today's entomology hour, daddy will teach you all about hornets, their different body parts, and how Bruce Lee got to play Kato. To top it off, daddy will also teach you a bit of Jeet Kune Do. Learn fast, kiddo.