Don't Be a Twit

Be a tweet, instead! Sign up for Twitter, one of the Northern Hemisphere's fastest growing free social networking and micro-blogging service that's third in membership only to Facebook and MySpace. (Even President Barack Obama's using it!)

P/S: My apathy toward these purportless portals was further reaffirmed today when I activated my first ever FB account, only to have it annulled half a day later.