You've Been Warned

Under Section 12.3(a) of the state laws, trespassers will be shot (twice) with a sniper rifle - once in the head and another in the chest. Ouch. One can only begin to imagine other equally regrettable outcomes.

(1) A pack of blood-thirsty hounds unleashed on you, tearing your hapless/helpless/hopeless torso into a hundred pieces! (*Gasp*)

(2) Sit through another one of Mr. Steven Kho's long and boring (and ultimately futile) pep talks. (*Yawn*)

(3) Three words: HOUSE OF WAX. (*Ta da dum*)