The Freaks of Wrestling

WWE's 'Hall of Freaks':

The Ugandan Giant Kamala (right, with his 'handler' Kim Chee) couldn't pin an opponent correctly even if his life depended on it.

Damien Demento, as forgettable as he is (his recent YouTube rants don't mean nothin'), does have the distinction of wrestling - and losing to - the Undertaker in the first ever main event of Raw.

Papa Shango, who later 'reincarnated' as Kama the Ultimate Fighting Machine and - more famously - The Godfather, was a 'voodoo practitioner' patterned after Bond villain Baron Samedi.

The Boogeyman's still on the payroll, but time may be running out fast for this worm-eating freakazoid.