Out of Order

After repeated complaints (and even threats to raise the matter to SCDF), the Orchard Towers building management has finally 'woken up their idea' and decided to do something about their frequently faulty lifts. But who would've expected to see such head-scratching signs?

(Above left): Unless you have the inherent ability to walk through walls (in which case you should get in touch with Professor X immediately), I don't think there's much 'danger' if the lift doors are actually shut tight?

(Above right): You mean, we can now surf the Internet and listen to mp3 while riding the elevator up to the top floor of OT? Oh, but we have to wait indefinitely for those enhancements?