An Egyptian Legend

Why spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars traveling to Egypt to visit the Great Sphinx of Giza and the Pyramid of Khafre - yes, I've done my research (*grins*) - when you have, well, just about everything right under one roof...in a lavatory?! Now, tell me the first thing you notice about this Pharaoh statue. It only has one arm? That's obvious. It looks like Dicky Cheung? Hmm, he does! Or the three naked concubines circling its legs? Ah, now we're talking :-P