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4 Main Advantages of Living on the 4th Floor:

(1) In case of lift breakdown, you only have to wait, like, 40 minutes for the maintenance man to get the SOB repaired (??)
(2) Should Super Hogan decide - against his better judgment - to emulate a flying squirrel, he'll at most end up fracturing his 'raccoon tail' (and not his bloody neck).
(3) Did you know we purchased our cozy corner unit at only half the price ('cos the number '4' is unpropitious for Chinese)?
(4) Lift landing!