She's Hired!

Joining the elite ranks of past APPRENTICE winners, namely Season 1's Bill 'Superman Reincarnated' Rancic (left) and last season's Kelly 'Serious-as-a-Heart-Attack' Perdew (right), is 27-year-old real estate developer Kendra Todd (center).

In last night's far-from-thrilling finale, Donald Trump, whose board room was transformed into a macam courtroom, chided runner-up Tana Goertz for christening her team 'The Three Stooges' (which they are, by the way). He, on the other hand, complimented Kendra for crying so beautifully. What?