Monday, June 15, 2009

Mandy's Mugshot

Name of Suspect: Mandy Tan
Age: 7 years 8 months
Sex: Female / Status: Spayed, unemployed
Species: Feline / Religion: Sphinxism
Height: 30 cm / Weight: 4.5 kg
Coat: Black / Eyes: Yellow
Appearance: Cute / Disposition: Proud
Charge: Urinating outside of litter pan
Proposed Sentence: No fresh prawns for two meals

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