Water Cooler Convo

Auditor: So, did you catch the Pacers game last night?
Administrator: No, I was doing the laundry.
Auditor: What happened to the Vietcong girlfriend?
Administrator: Bailed out on me, for the third fucking time.
Auditor: Back with the rebels again, huh?
Administrator: What else is new? I wish she'd stay there and save me the misery.
Auditor: Well, you know what, I best be running. Happy sipping and, hey, all the best!