Club 3

Rules of Club 3:
#1: You do not talk about Club 3.

#2: You DO NOT talk about Club 3.

#3: If the bartender says "we're out of beer", goes berserk, freaks out, the club is closed.

#4: Only two guys to a cask.

#5: One drink at a time.

#6: No straws, no coasters.

#7: Drinks will flow free as long as they have to.

#8: If this is your first night at Club 3, you HAVE to drink.