Let's Talk

Welcome to my brand new talk show Tonight with Ah Tan. As this is our maiden taping, may I implore the kind studio audience to cooperate by applauding and appearing 'agape' whenever the camera pans over your seats? Speaking of which, can we have all three of you paid fillers move up to the front so that the rear section can be tarped off altogether? Thank you very much. And, by the way, we'll be standing by a laugh track - you know, just in case ;-)