The Silent Chef presents The Banquet (NC16)

For straight hours, the Silent Chef, who's only too eager to please his master, has been dicing and grating in the scullery. This is a momentous evening for the outcast and he vows not to disappoint.

The Banquet guests are already seated and waiting to be served. Little do they expect their appetizer, entree and dessert to be composites of the murdered old man's dismembered and disemboweled body parts - namely colon, thigh and brain.

Bon apetit.