Public Water Usage

Dear Residents, a shortage of potable water supply in our island state necessitates regulated daily usage. Hereafter, public taps at HDB void decks can only be utilized for the following purposes:

1. Super Soakers for juniors.

2. Blow-up pool for seniors.

3. Foam parties for the hotties.

4. Communal shower for the notties.

By Order, Tile Cow Sir