Sprinkler = = =

Five handy applications of the home sprinkler system:

(1) Watering of balcony plants.

(2) Softening of fabric for ironing.

(3) Cooling of hot body (that would be mine!).

(4) Lubrication of dry throat in the middle of the night.

(5) 'Punishment' of JHM for trespassing into my room.