Safety First...in the Office

(Clockwise from top left): Hard hat to shield head smacks from violence-prone managers, rubber gloves to prevent nasty paper cuts, goggles to focus better so that silyl mitsakes can be avoided, harness to stave off plunge-to-doom suicides, ear muffs to soften vociferous boss' verbal bombardment, and rubber roots to protect against concealed 'landmines'.