Let's Cook Something!

Leak the gas (what?). Light the fire. Time to whip up a storm (what what??) with this brand new kitchen stove. Ours' something similar, but with only three burners - I think. We've never used the said appliance before, as pointed out in an earlier entry (dated January 23), for fear of staining it with oil and grease and whatnot. That's another white elephant right there.