Superman!

Look up at the sky, imperiled citizens of Metropolis! It's not a bird! It sure as hell's not a plane, either! It's everyone's favorite resident superhero - Spider...Superman! Let's see: Single stray fringe - check. Bulging muscles (a little too bulging for my liking, though) - check. Skin-tight spandex suit - see bulging muscles (check). Portruding penis - erm, check. I wonder why he looks so damn piqued here. It's not like adversary Lex Luthor always manages to steal his thunder. Oops, did I hit a raw nerve there?