Polly, Put the Kettle on

Since we've never once sparked our kitchen stove (for fear of oil and grease), here are the most direct applications of our handy household kettle:
(1) To make coffee in the morning (for mom) and evening (for mom & meself).
(2) To cook cup or bowl noodles for dinner or supper.
(3) To cook half-boiled eggs (usually three at one go) on an ad hoc basis.
(4) To be used as a (curved) mirror - for Mandy Cat!
(5) For plain decoration (since there can only be so many uses of a kettle). Duh.