Skull & Skeleton

Skull: Yo Pencil Neck, whatcha doin' in a dingy bookstore?
Skeleton: I should be askin' what YOU are doin' in a tacky toy box, Crackhead.
Skull: In case you haven't noticed, I'm for sale! Kids buy me home to play. Sadly, that's not the story for Mr. Bare Naked Bones, huh?
Skeleton: Excuse me, Pirate of the Caribbean. I hate to burst your eyeball, but those scummy kids are gonna dump you on Skull Island faster than you can say 'Kong is King'.
Skull: Yeah, yeah...
Skeleton: Just you mark my words.
Skull: Whatever, Hollow Man.
Skeleton: Spineless Cyclops.
Skull: F*** you.
Skeleton: As if you can!