Kneel, Peasant!

No, I didn't journey to the Shanxi province of China and pilfer this mini terracotta warrior from Emperor Qin Shi Huang's magnificent mausoleum. Has anyone been there before? I heard it's really breathtaking. Come to think of it, without the tyrant that was Shi Huang Di, we wouldn't have either the mausoleum or the Great Wall of China today...