I Drink Kopi, U Tiam

Wife: Ah Lao, I need more allowance for next month.
Husband: Diam, lah. Can't you see I'm drinking kopi?
Wife: But I really need the extra money.
Husband: For what? To feed that gigolo boyfriend of yours? Don't think I'm blind and deaf to what you're doing behind my back.
Wife: So...is that a 'no'?
Husband: I said diam! Do you understand English??
Wife: That's not...
Husband: SHUT UP! LET ME FINISH MY COFFEE!