Phire Fone

*Phone rings*

Employee: Hello?

Boss: Why didn't you say "Autocracy Incorporated"?

Employee: Er...because I can see it's an intercom call?

Boss: So?

Employee: So...it must be someone from the office?

Boss: SO??

Employee: So...it's kinda redundant to say that?

Boss: You know what I'm gonna say?

Employee: Er...I'm fired?

Boss: No. YOU'RE fired!