Yellow Pages

IN THE PAST, WE USED TO LET OUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING. THESE DAYS, THE YELLOW PAGES ARE ONLY GOOD FOR HEIGHT BOOSTING, HEAD WHACKING AND KACANG PUTEH WRAPPING. BASICALLY, ANYTHING BUT FINDING YOU A PLUMBER.

Ed: Don't believe me? Enter "plumber" into the search bar at the Internet Yellow Pages and see how many results it returns.