Monday, June 29, 2009

Touting

Promoter: Good afternoon, miss. Would you like to try our new chinaberry concoction? It's passed most FDA tests so far.
Customer: Isn't it, like, poisonous?
Promoter: Only when you ingest without the accompanied antidote, of course.
Customer: What? No, thanks.
Promoter: Shall I get you a value pack? Three bottles for only $66.60. Each.
Customer: I'm leaving. Watch me walk.
Promoter: Do you need a carrier to go with it?

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