Convenient (Store) Snaps

Was so agog to read more about The Scandal last Sunday morning that I trotted down - never mind the unflattering shorts and pluggers - to the nearest Seven-11 and grabbed myself a fresh copy of The Paper.

In the store, while waiting for the gatal male cashier to finish chatting up some random chicks (*rolls eyes in opposite directions*), I learned of the latest toy-food tie-in - that is, two free sets of die-cast Hot Wheels for every four kilograms of cheesy Hottis sold :-O