"ARRGH!" (3rd Lamest Post Here - Ever)

"My great people... you sir at the back, can you hear me? Okay, good. I'm sure y'all know who I am. As I stand so proudly before you today, I am Magnus Maximus, the usurper of the Western Roman Empire. Many a fallen general have asked me 'Hey Maxi...' and you know how much I hate it they call me that. Anyway, they go 'Hey Maxi, how come your fighting so tokong?' And I tell them 'Because I scare my enemies shitless.' They ask me how I do that, and I show them this - ARRGH!"