Take It or Leave It

First of all, carjackers - even on their worst days - don't dress like bikers in elf boots. (With an obvious getup like this, God forbid you can be spotted a mile away. It's just silly.) Then there's the caption "Lock it or lose it". Hello? Can you see Bronco4 wielding a screwfreakingdriver? He's so obviously gonna pry open that damn car door of yours - whether you lock it or not. Duh.

P/S: And like who carries red mobile phones, anyways?