Here, Kitty Kitty...

Rise and shine, kuching sayang. Upsy daisy! Don't be sucha lazy bum, will ya? Do you really hafta sleep 18 hours a day? That's 3/4 of your 20-year life spent koon-ing, ya know? Don't you wish to accomplish more with your short life? Like, I dunno, rid the neighborhood of its rats? Or, learn a trick or two like your canine counterparts do? Okay, you're looking really buay song with me. I think I better just leave you alone now. Say, sorry to kacau!