Cena & Batista

JOHN CENA (left)
WWE Champion ("The CHAMP is HERE!"). Doctor of Thuganomics. Leader of the Chain Gang ("If you want some, COME GET SOME!"). Also known as The Franchise. Raps and trash-talks almost as well as The Rock. Has his own customized spinning title belt (waaay kewl!). Finishing move: FU (yeah, it really does mean that).
DAVE BATISTA (right)
Now simply known as Batista. World Heavyweight Champion (oopsy, he's so busy posing angry that he actually forgets his strap!). Former Evolution's Animal. Most powerful superstar (in almost every sense of the word) in the WWE today. Certainly a force to be reckoned with. Not bad with the mike, but much more impressive with his ring dominance. Finishing move: Batista Bomb.