You're FIRED!

Don't mess with Donald Trump. Ever.

This guy means business ("It's not personal").

Don't let him catch you 'choking' ("I hate chokers") or chewing tobacco ("I don't want a man working for me who needs a spittoon"), or else he's sure to fire your ass in a heartbeat (see picture on the right, complete with patented hand gesture and all).

Welcome to the wild & wonderful world of THE APPRENTICE, my favorite TV show of the week. Bar none :-D