Orchard Towers

Sad enough, this is where I work (but not a as male gigolo - at least not yet :-P). Sad because the place's bad rep precedes itself.
Orchard Towers, mind you, ain't dubbed the 'Four Floors of Whores' by you-don't-wanna-know-who for no apparent rhyme or reason.

Filth. Sleaze. Notoriety. More sleaze. You want it? They've got it.

Oh, and did I mention pricey food?

"Everything you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask."

Okay, let's see.

Question #1: When have sagging tummies become something sexy? (Psst...check out the broad on the left.)

Question #2: What kinda kooky name is '3-Monkeys'? (The signage looks cute, though.)

Question #3: Why the hell am I working in Orchard Towers?? (Roll music)