Miss Venezuela Is Miss Universe - Again

For the sixth (and first consecutive) time, Venezuela took the coveted crown. Now they're only one sash behind the States. Stefanía Fernández, who not only won the eventual title of Miss Universe 2009, also catwalked away with the subsidiary Face, Body and Elegance awards. Washed-out Dean Cain (I had to single him out) was one of the judges at "the most important pageant in the world" according to proud/conceited executive producer Donald J. Trump, who promptly added (in case anyone had any doubt/rebuttal): "I know, because I own it."