Varsity 23

BF: Baby, I gotta get something off my chest and now's a time as good as any.
GF: So tell me, hun. What's bothering you? Erectile dysfunction again?
BF: Not only that. But, as you know, I can't seem to clear my bar exams. I don't wanna be stuck in this godforsaken college forever.
GF: Now, you're being pessimistic.
BF: I'm being pessimistic? They've given me a T-shirt every year I'm in here. Now I have 23! Even the janitor's graduated!
GF: Hahahahaha... Right.
BF: Yeah, go ahead and laugh.
GF: Okay. Hahahahaha...
BF: !@#$%