DAYS OF OUR LIVES

This is one never-ending show. Seriously. The (thus far) 10,750-episode American daytime soap opera has been on the (NBC network) air since November 8, 1965, and still shows no signs of stopping. The funniest thing about it is how frigging slow the whole proceeding is. I can safely forgo, say, ten installments and not be 'sidetracked' a bit from the plot proper since the threads are perpetually 'static' and characters can spend many episodes in the same scene!