Pre-Kristmas Partee

Here's a classic case of too much food and too few mouths. When Janeck the Maneck placed a $201.10 delivery order from Sarpino's Pizzeria, we were expecting to cater for some 25-30 pax (including our 'long-lost' South Bridge Road coworkers). To our stupefaction, however, only half that number turned up. Downer.

5This was one of six pizzas that yours sickly passed on. (Truth be told, I've reached a saturation point with them.)

5Sides like oven-baked wings and garlic bread sticks couldn't perk me up, either. Salad, anyone?