The Coil

Suggested (impractical) uses for this giant coil of cable:
(1) Abseiling down Suntec Tower 2 (a la Reverend Shi Ming Yi).
(2) Strapping down Lemuel Gulliver (provided you're from Lilliput).
(3) Giving the World's Largest Ball of Twine a run for its money.
(4) Making neck rings for the Kayan tribe of Burma.
(5) Strangling your spouse so that you can be the sole beneficiary of his/her life insurance payout.