Restricted Sanctum (R21)

Quick question: How many restricted (i.e. R-rated) movies had yours truly seen at the ignominious Golden Theatre? Answer: Not as many as the number of forced orgasms regular geriatric patrons experience while watching, say, GEISHA HOUSE.
As far as I could help it, I avoided going to this grade-S (for sleaze) joint. If anything else, the pungence of aromatic air fresheners was a dubious concealment of stench emanating from its semen-stained seats and floors.