Acceptance Speech

"I like to thank the Academy…I mean, MiddleCop, for giving me this opportunity to star in this *cough* dastardly *cough* drama serial. I like to thank AMU (Artiste Mismanagement Unit) for ‘grooming’ me into what I am today. Let’s not forget my mom, who gave birth to me, and my dad, who impregnated my mom. I like to thank my dysfunctional family, fair-weather friends and die-hard fans who stood by me and backed my ass up all these years. I like to thank God for His good graces, the Devil for this beautiful body and, above all, MYSELF for being ME! Muahaha…"