What Do T-Shirts Say (This Time)?

If we didn't know better, we'd think a 'friendly neighborhood service station' refers to one of the following:
(1) An all-in-one beauty spa-lon operated by Madam Suzie Wong.
(2) A police post where more shirts than charges are pressed.
(3) A community centre where residents can air their grievances (along with dirty laundry) to patient and empathetic grassroots leaders.
Good job, SPC!