Wacko Jacko?

"Hee hee! I'm sure I need no introduction. Some people call me MJ; others, The Gloved One. Myself, I much prefer to be addressed as the evergreen King of Pop. So I bleached myself from black to white, tried to kill my baby in Berlin and touched a few boys at Neverland - so what? Everyone still loves me loads. Hello? Am I not THE best-selling music artist of all time? Hee hee!"