Pom Pom!

How many times do you shower in a day? Hmm? Once? Twice? Thrice? None at all? Tsk tsk. And how long does it take you to shower? Hmm? Five minutes? Ten minutes? Fifteen minutes? An hour? Tsk tsk. For me, it's twice and five. I know of people who spend an hour or more in their bathtubs (usually of the jacuzzi variety) scrubbing their asses off. If you ask moi, being clean is one thing, but being overly obsessed with hygiene is quite another altogether. Think hypochondria.