Yucky Yangtze

Here's an 8-dollar challenge: Comb every corner of our Singapore island and I dare you - no, I double dare you - to find a sleazier cinema than Yangtze @ Pearl Centre.
For the uninitiated, the whole setup's akin to a wolf in sheep's clothing. 'Cineplex' my ass. Leisure City Funworld? The place's long closed down, for Chrissakes!

(Above left): Take a look at this box office booth (yeah, they call it 'ticket booth'). I mean, just look at it. My gawd. But, hey, if them sex-starved ah pehs aren't kao peh-ing, who the fart are we to complain?

(Above right): Gaudy multi-colored neon lights. Geez. Is this joint stuck in the jin da ban seventies or what??