Trump & Co.

After watching so many episodes of NBC's hit reality series THE APPRENTICE, I finally arrive at the following conclusions:

(I) The Donald, with all due respect for his million-dollar coiffure, has a most kiam pa bin (punch-worthy face) when he doesn't smile. (Then again, when does the man ever smile?)

(II) Sidekick #1 George Ross (pictured left) is old - I mean, really old.

(III) Sidekick #2 Carolyn Kepcher (pictured right), who's a splitting image of the late Princess of Wales, is actually a nice person when she's not biting your head off.

(IV) These fame-seeking, money-grubbing, power-hungry 'corporate chattels' deserve one another. Period.